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If a girl has only one profile picture
then its a fake profile
~ Mahatma facebookkiya
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*Girls be like*
She: Baby kaha ja rahe ho?
He: Maraane
She: Awwww.. babyyyy main bhi maraungi plz. Baby ek baar naa.. chalo naaaaa baby
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Timeline-
Girl1: Just working on new startup ‪Excited‬
Girl2: Awesome babes , gonna be fun! xoxo
Inbox-
Girl2: Deeeeeedi.. kya startup?
Girl1: Areyy kuch nahi chhoti.. pedal maar ke Luna start karne ki try kar rahi hu.
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Timeline-
Girl1: Aaj kal paaon zameen par nahi padte mere.. *_*
Girl2: Wow babes.. you li'l princess xoxo :*
Inbox-
Girl2: Deeeedi.. kya hua paaon mein?
Girl1: Arreeyyy chhoti aaj kal mausam romantic hai naa.. toh tere jijaji bed se utarne hi nahi dete
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G1: Ppl abuse all the time. Eww
G2: Sick mentality
DM
G2: Didi Jiju kaise hain?
G1: No Jiju, he says..just be friends, Chutiya Bhosdi ka. :D
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*couple were fighting*
She : Tum koi mehenat ni karte
humare liye. Sab main karti hoon
Saare efforts mere hi hotay hai. Tum
karte hi kya ho mere liye?
He : Saali kamini. Kal hi maine tujhe
Candy Crush mein Level 56 paar
karaya tha. Bhool gayi
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Mom- beta din bhar terrace pe rehta hai, koi ladki ka chakkar hai kya?
Me- arey mummy, phone ko vodafone 3g signal catch karata rehta hu.

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मार्क्स कहां दें और जीरो कहां दें!

एक बच्चा दबंग देखकर आया.
स्कूल में.....
सर: बेटा तुम्हारे सारे उत्तर गलत हैं मार्क्स दें तो कहां?
बच्चा: कमाल करते हैं मास्टर जी. मार्क्स ही तो मांग रहे हैं,
चुपचाप दे दो वरना थप्पड़ मार के भी ले सकते हैं.
सर: बदतमीज़……….
बच्चा: बदतमीज़ से याद आया आप के पापा कैसे हैं?
सर: निकल जा मेरी क्लास से.
बच्चा: चुपचाप से मार्क्स दे दो वरना आंसर सीट में इतने छेद
करेंगे कि कन्फ्यूज हो जाओगे कि मार्क्स कहां दें और जीरो कहां दें!

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After breakup:

After breakup:

Girl: Kamine maine jo wallet, watch, deo, t-shirt, jeans, belts, shoes diye the sab wapas kar..

Boy: Tujhe ghumaane me petrol laga woh waapis kar..

Girl: Kya main apne jaanu se mazak bhi nahi kar sakti..!!

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Isliye subh pani deta hu.

WIFE:-Q.Ji, Roz Subah,

Mere Chehre Pe Pani Q Dalte ho.

Pati:-Tere Baap Ne kaha tha,
Ke Meri Beti PHOOL ki tarha hai.
Ise Murjhane Mat Dena,
Isliye subh pani deta hu.

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karke dun??

Dukandar- bolo sahab, kya chahiye?

Customer-
biwi ke kutte ke liye cake lene aaya hu,
milega kya??

Dukandar- yahi kahoge ya parcel
karke dun??

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Love Marriage ki thi

Beta: mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale
naaraz hote hain kya......??
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Maa: Tu yakenan kisi chudail ke chakkar main hoga
or ye sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga,
Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansaane me he lagi
rehti hain
Jahan Acha Ladka dekha shuru
ho gai, Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahot makkar or
KAMEENI hoti hain or inka to khandan bhi
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Beta: aisa kuch nahi hai, Wo to Daddy bata rahe the
ke Aap Dono ne Love Marriage ki thi.. :D

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ab tu le BABAJI KA THULLU

Salman: Main Revital kareeb 15 saal se kha
raha hoon
Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHI RAHI.
KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA, AISHWARYA KO ABHISHEK LE GAYA..
REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILA?
ab tu le BABAJI KA THULLU

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aaj mera game bajnewala hai kaminey

Boy in a romantic mood -
Aaj mausam kitna suhana hai..
Thandi hawa bhi hai...,
Badal bhi hai aasmaan mein...
Baarish bhi hone wali hai......
Tumhe kya lagta hai???
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Girl (gusse mein) - Mujhe lagta hai
aaj mera game bajnewala hai kaminey

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aaj mera game bajnewala hai kaminey

Boy in a romantic mood -
Aaj mausam kitna suhana hai..
Thandi hawa bhi hai...,
Badal bhi hai aasmaan mein...
Baarish bhi hone wali hai......
Tumhe kya lagta hai???
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Girl (gusse mein) - Mujhe lagta hai
aaj mera game bajnewala hai kaminey

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kaha se launga? :/

Girl to her engineer bf:
Tum
mujhe dhokha toh nhi doge
na?

He: Ab tu bhi mera
mazak udayegi?
Tujhe
dhokha dene ke liye dusri
kaha se launga? :/

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Bottle Laye Ho

Bacha:" 1 Litre Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:" Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
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Bacha:" Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:" Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Aata..

Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata Hun K aata Kaise Lete Hain..
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Dukandar:" ék Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha:" Bottle Laye Ho

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1 BudaSanta Ko Roz

1 BudaSanta Ko Roz
Kaju-Badam Khane Ko Deta
Santa:Ap Mujhe Roz
Kaju-Badam Kyu Dete Ho
Budha:Daat To He Nahi Chuskar Fekna Acha Nahi Lagta

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Satsang me baba Ramdev bole:

Satsang me baba Ramdev bole:
aaj ki auratein itne jaleel kapde pehanti
hain k sab nazar aata hai..
Unki kameez nazar aati hai,
Unki taange nazar aati hain,
Unka jism nazar aata hai,
Khula ang-pardarshan hota hai...

Peeche se Santa ki awaz aayi, "
"Baba ji aap parvachan do..mood mat banao
raat ko need nahi aayegi=

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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

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