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If a girl has only one profile picture
then its a fake profile
~ Mahatma facebookkiya
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*Girls be like*
She: Baby kaha ja rahe ho?
He: Maraane
She: Awwww.. babyyyy main bhi maraungi plz. Baby ek baar naa.. chalo naaaaa baby
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Timeline-
Girl1: Just working on new startup Excited
Girl2: Awesome babes , gonna be fun! xoxo
Inbox-
Girl2: Deeeeeedi.. kya startup?
Girl1: Areyy kuch nahi chhoti.. pedal maar ke Luna start karne ki try kar rahi hu.
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Timeline-
Girl1: Aaj kal paaon zameen par nahi padte mere.. *_*
Girl2: Wow babes.. you li'l princess xoxo :*
Inbox-
Girl2: Deeeedi.. kya hua paaon mein?
Girl1: Arreeyyy chhoti aaj kal mausam romantic hai naa.. toh tere jijaji bed se utarne hi nahi dete
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G1: Ppl abuse all the time. Eww
G2: Sick mentality
DM
G2: Didi Jiju kaise hain?
G1: No Jiju, he says..just be friends, Chutiya Bhosdi ka. :D
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*couple were fighting*
She : Tum koi mehenat ni karte
humare liye. Sab main karti hoon
Saare efforts mere hi hotay hai. Tum
karte hi kya ho mere liye?
He : Saali kamini. Kal hi maine tujhe
Candy Crush mein Level 56 paar
karaya tha. Bhool gayi
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Mom- beta din bhar terrace pe rehta hai, koi ladki ka chakkar hai kya?
Me- arey mummy, phone ko vodafone 3g signal catch karata rehta hu.
